This story is good for two reasons. 1. Use these idiots are a guide for what not to put up your butt. And 2. It will stop some of you people from using the excuse “I feel on it” if you do stick something there.
First I want to give a shout out to Reddit for having such a crazy diverse community. These threads are getting more and more popular and they keep surprising me with the large amount of random groups of Redditors. The thread blowing up today was: ER doctors of Reddit, what are the craziest excuses you get for people putting things up their butt?
I had no idea this many Doctors were on Reddit! Here are some of the craziest “excuses”
When I was first interning at a trauma center, a dude said he went to his daughter’s bathroom since his wife was taking a while in the shower, says he slipped and up goes his daughter’s whole Barbie doll up his ass.
When we did the X-Ray, we saw Barbie. Not only was she way up in there, but her arms were straight up and hair was everywhere, it really looked like she was having a grand time!
Shaving cream can. Not a small one. He didn’t have an excuse… And he was rather proud of himself. He asked for a copy of the X-ray.